January 2009
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December 2008
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I guess I just lost my husband - I don’t know where he went. So I’m gonna drink my money, I’m not gonna pay his rent. I got a brand new attitude and I’m gonna wear it tonight. I wanna get in trouble, I wanna start a fight. So what? I’m still a rock star I got my rock moves and I don’t need you. And guess what - I’m having more fun Now that we’re...
Humor Exclusive
dearoldlove:
Find somebody who gets your nerdy jokes better than I did. I dare you.
3 Smart Things About Sleeping Late
1 // You may need more sleep than you think.
Research by Henry Ford Hospital Sleep Disorders Center found that people who slept eight hours and then claimed they were “well rested” actually performed better and were more alert if they slept another two hours. That figures. Until the invention of the lightbulb (damn you, Edison!), the average person slumbered 10 hours a night.
2 // Night owls...
I < 3 Alaska Miller.
That is all.
Wait, is this the New York Times or The Onion? I... →
Smell You Later
dearoldlove:
I bought your signature scent for my new guy. Sometimes I inhale deeply and pretend he’s you.
Do sexy things: ride a Jet Ski with a tuxedo on, shoot a machine gun or take a...
– Aziz Ansari’s Guide to Marketing Yourself (via nickdouglas) (via mel-o) (via sbanfield)
I just broke up with someone in my head who I've...
Would you like to play a game called Eat Your Lunch? We are going to face off....
– Mark Cuban (via tylerhwillis)
Bernie Madoff: The Indictment →
josephweisenthal:(via clusterstock)
Amazing stuff here. A top Wall Street maker had turned his entire business into a Ponzi scheme, trading away everyone’s cash. At least $17 billion done vanished just like that.
Words That Don't Exist in the English Language
Gheegle: (Filipino) The urge to pinch or squeeze something that is unbearably cute.
Cualacino: (Italian) The mark left on a table by a cold glass.
Sgriob: (Gaelic) The itchiness that overcomes the upper lip just before taking a sip of whisky
L’esprit de escalier: (French) The feeling you get after leaving a conversation, when you think of all the things you should have said. Translated it means...
People are often unreasonable and self-centered. Forgive them anyway. If you are...
– Mother Teresa
Check out my story for VentureBeat! →
What I learned last night: men become so freaking...
I don’t understand why more people don’t wear sequins.
– Brandon Flowers
MAKE: DIY Daft Punk helmet →
I drowned out all my sense with the sound of my heart beating.
– Paramore